Nemesis matches you with the person who will annoy you. Grudges, ranked. Feuds, declared. Scores, kept, forever. People tell you that you should like the people around you. No. Don't listen to them. They are wrong. We know best. GET REVENGE!!!
Free to hold a grudge. Mutual consent required to declare a feud.
Four screens. No neutral parties. Everything you swear to is on the record.
Five questions, no wrong answers. Loud chewing, reply-all, slow walkers — we're building your grievance profile, not your dating profile.
Nearby candidates, ranked by how thoroughly they'd ruin your day. Each dossier comes with a stated virtue, an actual crime, and one weak point you can exploit.
Both sides sign off on the grounds. Once it's mutual, it's irreversible — that's the whole point. A handshake, if handshakes were declarations of war.
He believes queues are a suggestion. You do not.
Who arrived early just to say you were late. Who won the last duel. Nemesis keeps the record so neither of you has to rely on memory — or honesty.
A Clash % for every candidate nearby — how precisely their worst habits meet your specific tolerances.
Stated virtue, actual crime, weak point. Everything you need before you commit to a feud.
Propose a contest — a parallel park, a trivia round, a staring match. Loser updates the record.
A running score for every feud: last blow, pending duel, who's ahead, and by how much.
Set your radius, decide whether unsolicited feuds get auto-accepted, and manage who's blocked.
Concede a feud or disarm your account entirely. Your grudges, your terms — mostly.
Answer five questions. Meet your match. Everything after that is between the two of you — and the ledger.